The Diva's DC Half Marathon Disaster

by - Monday, September 16, 2013

So this weekend I was supposed to run the Diva's Half Marathon in "DC's wine country." I put that in quotes because, well...DC doesn't really have wine country. This race was actually about an hour outside the city north of Leesburg, in Virginia.

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Note all the red on that map...we'll get to that later

But hey, no one outside the area would know where that is, so the race directors stuck the closest big city on the name.

I was really sad that I couldn't actually run the race. From all the emails and the advertisements, this race looked like it was going to be a great time.

The Diva's race series is billed as an all-female event (though guys can run if they want) where finisher's medals are handed out by shirtless, buff dudes and runners are given roses and champagne at the finish line. On the course, runners can pick up tiara's and pink feather boas for an extra girly kick.

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Roses at the finish line

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Shirtless dudes handing out medals...sorry I didn't snap this from the front ladies

I had signed up to run the race with Emily and Aila, but since I couldn't run I figured I'd still go spectate.

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Emily, me and Aila post-race. Don't let the happy faces fool you

Because the course was run on some of the same roads necessary to get into the parking lots, everyone, spectators included, had to be on site by 7:15 a.m.

I dragged my butt out of bed at 5:30 and hopped in the car for the hour drive north.

Everything was going really smoothly until I got off the highway in Virginia. I was about 10 miles from my destination with about 25 minutes before the lots closed when I hit the worst traffic ever.

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Turns out when there is only one road into a race site and you have more than 4,500 people going to the same place, well that's going to cause some problems on the roads. I sat for a while, trying to be patient, hoping things would clear up so I could get to the start line.

Needless to say, traffic didn't move for a very, very long time. I kept inching along, asking Emily about her progress and checking the Twitters to see if the race directors were saying anything about delaying the start time. (Only when I was stuck at a traffic light...don't worry I wasn't all texting and driving.)

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This instantly reminded me of the epic Hot Chocolate 15K FAIL of a race from a few years ago.

Eventually the race director's tweeted they would be delaying the start of the race to get the cars in the parking lot.

https://twitter.com/runlikeadiva/status/378841915883794432

I got stuck in the back up at 6:48 a.m. I eventually made it into the parking lot at 8:21 a.m. Yes, it took me 90 minutes to go 10 miles. Yes, I was filled with murderous road rage at that point. Man at least I wasn't running though. If I had been running, it would have been so, sooooo much worse.

Emily had eaten hours before and was starting to get hungry again by the time the race eventually started -- a problem that I imagine was fairly common.

Also, the lines for the porta-potties were insane. How do you have a race that's all women and not get more porta-potties?

The race eventually started at 9 a.m., 90 minutes after the planned start time of 7:30 a.m.

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After we saw the runners off, our little group of spectators wandered over to the finish line to wait for them.

The course was hilly (I drove a little bit of it during a detour to avoid more traffic) and a lot of it was run on dirt roads -- something that wasn't advertised on the race site. Emily said she saw a girl bite it near mile 6 that wasn't able to get back up.

With the later start time the sun was out, and race conditions were much warmer than people were prepared for. Luckily, the weather was fairly perfect for running. Emily said there were large stretches of road that weren't in the shade and if it had been a hotter day, the delayed start time would have been even worse because of the heat.

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Very scenic, but very sunny course

Both Emily and Aila said the course was really pretty, but majorly lacked race spectators. There were a few music stations along the course, Emily said, which were helpful, and people came out in one of the neighborhoods to cheer, but otherwise there wasn't crowd support.

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Emily finishing

Things the race did well according to the runners?

The volunteers, who had been out there for hours because of the delayed start, were fantastic. Emily said they were extremely kind at all the aid stations and did their best to be extra supportive.

The course was well marked. Mile markers were always on the same side of the road and the race directors had weighed them down with sandbags so they wouldn't blow over.

The race bling. Yes, I had a little bit of medal envy.

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But that was about it.

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Aila finishing

Getting out of the race site was about as much of an epic failure as getting in. I went home a different way that had less traffic, but it was still a nightmare until you got back to the major roads.

So I didn't get home from the race until close to 2 p.m. Pretty much killed my entire day.

Emily and Aila finished strong, but I know Emily definitely wasn't happy with her time. It was nearly 18 minutes slower than her PR.

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Me and Emily post race.

The day before the race, I got an email telling me to sign up for the 2014 DC Divas Race. But after this weekend's epic fail, I seriously wonder if they will be coming back. Hot Chocolate didn't. And even if they did come back, they would have to pick a completely new race site with better access for me to even consider signing up.

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8 comments

  1. Ugh. The recaps remind me of Hot Chocolate too! I think it's Carly who has a rule not to do a race it's first year. I'm breaking that for a new race in Alexandria but I think Pacers is involved so it should be ok.

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  2. Yea Pacers races are always good. Plus they know they area and are familiar with the logistics of holding a race around here. These companies that come in from out of town don't get it. You'd think I would have learned after Hot Chocolate.

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  3. Oh and lets not forget about the man standing in his driveway with the huge sign that said "abortions kill babies"at an all women's race. This guy really had some nerve. He is lucky I didn't have anything on me that I could throw at his face!!!

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  4. Wow, that definitely sounds like a massive fail!

    Something like that happened to me at my 5K race yesterday morning. It was a combined 5K/half marathon that should have started at 7:30 (5K start 7:45 in opposite direction). They didn't even start the half marathon until at least 8am because of the portapotty lines. I think they only had maybe a dozen of them for over 2000 people. It was pretty bad planning, but that traffic is definitely FAR worse!

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  5. Megan2:00 AM

    I ran the Diva. Ugh. Rolling hills? More like mountain climbing! I actually live in Leesburg (near Leesburg Animal Park) and left my house at 5:45 am to avoid traffic on 15 and the one lane roads. Getting home, though, was even more of a nightmare. I waited for my friends to finish and drink a little wine before we hopped in the car. Took us over TWO and A HALF hours to get home (3:20pm). Definitely wont be doing that one again, even if it is close to home!

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  6. Ugh.. something I hate about the DC area is races LOVE to advertise "DC" when it's really 12 hours away. Ok -- I'm exaggerating, but with the traffic it FEELS like that! The Navy Airforce Half marathon was the same day as the Divas DC half. They need to take a number from the army ten miler and MCM packet pickup AND race logistics ingeneral. They ended up starting the half marathon 5 minutes EARLY, which then pushed the 5 miler to start early.. so eventually both the half and 5miler were competing for space on the road. Everyone kept yelling to keep to the left or keep to the right.. complete disaster in my opinion. Who starts a race EARLY?! Good thing was the weather was pleasant!

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  7. We got up at 4:30am to get there by 6:00am before the back up and we froze waiting for everyone to get there. I ran the Divas in Long Island and it was so much better than this race!

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  8. Wow, I ran the Navy Air Force Half and didn't even realize that it started early. I saw a bunch of 5-milers as I was finishing on Hains Point, but didn't have a problem with any getting in my way. That stinks you had such a bad experience with it.

    The Divas race problems sound unreal...and just like Hot Chocolate! What a mess! I wouldn't be surprised if they disappear from the area like Hot Chocolate did too.

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